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Old 02-02-2006, 06:09 PM   #1
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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?


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Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,

screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?


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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor, or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.


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Republican's Answer:

BANG!


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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....

(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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Old 02-02-2006, 06:13 PM   #2
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None of my political leanings, whether right, left, or in the middle could ever affect my reaction if my family were in danger.

So BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, etc., so on.

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Old 02-02-2006, 06:31 PM   #3
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I'd shoot him in the foot, disarm him and then use his own ...filthy bastard ...So I'd say I'm none of the above...I'm Canadian! :eek:

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Old 02-02-2006, 06:33 PM   #4
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Use it to cut off his arm and beat him with it. His arm I mean.
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Old 02-02-2006, 08:58 PM   #5
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Boy that's a loaded question. Facing that scenario, the politically correct thing for me to say, I guess, would be...to do a double tap (center mass & head) but I would probably instead, unload the whole clip indiscriminately (for those offended by the fact that certain locations of the body were chosen over others) in "Islamic terrorist" ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe Democrat and Republican alike would make the same choice of using an escalated force to combat a serious threat to their person and/or their families, shit, even Ralph Nader would. You got to keep in mind we, Americans, are not the French!

The Islamic terrorist summamabitches tried to make their presence felt on 9/11. They used common decency and respect for one another, as a key strategic advantage to carry-out there bullshit. This I tell you will not happen again. Regardless of what anyone says, there now exists a heightened awareness. I can pretty-much guarantee you that if an Islamic Terrorists were to hijack a plane here in the United Stated, the passengers will not treat it as a political expression but rather one where in which they will have to fight for their lives. You can bet there would be little if any of the terrorist's ass after the "soccer mom's" get through with them, not to mention the everyday joe's. So getting back to the question at hand, yes I would shoot him and so would most everyone.
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Personally, I'd shoot for centerline twice. at close range with that pistol he wont be coming at me anymore. So thats BAM BAM.

However I would be a bit concerned with unloading an entire clip in a guy, mainly because these types of people travel in packs. More then likely there are more coming behind him, so i'll sove some ammo for those jerk offs too.

Oh and the Dem would be screwed, he wouldnt have the gun in the first place. he would have them outlawed so only the terroists and criminals have them, making this country safer for everyone.

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i like the response i saw on another board:

The Libertarian would have pulled out his fully auto assault rifle and mowed him down where he stood.


woohaa! Go Libertarians!!
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Im not a democrat im a sick motherfucker.


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However I would be a bit concerned with unloading an entire clip in a guy, mainly because these types of people travel in packs. More then likely there are more coming behind him, so i'll sove some ammo for those jerk offs too.
Good point.

But remember, in the scenario they all have a gun, even the Democrat.
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I would scream, "Hail Satan!" shoot him in the hip, stand above him with the gun pointed at his knee and say, "where's your god now, b!tch". and bang. then take him home to sacrifice him. ;)

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