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IronKitten · 01-27-2008, 11:20 PM

This is in pure humor, guys. Laugh at it, take it lightly, and if you have any female friends, please forward it to them. I'm sure they'd get a good laugh out of it

BECOMING A MAN
- TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in:
Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree. (Male Arts)

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse when you’re Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SE#X 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SE#X 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
SE#X 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective) (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honestly, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II

Course Electives:
EAT 102: Cooking with Spices
EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

HIThopper · 01-27-2008, 11:32 PM

And The womens course is also available

First Year

Woman 101 -Nagging 101

THAT IS ALL!!!!!

IronKitten · 01-27-2008, 11:40 PM

We're taught that in early childhood

DrGonzo · 01-28-2008, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronKitten

MEN 213: Honestly, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt

DAMMIT. women should really just let us keep thinking we do.

IronKitten · 01-28-2008, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGonzo

DAMMIT. women should really just let us keep thinking we do.

Yeah right.

And you tell every chick they look like Angelina? Suuuuuuure.

TALO · 01-28-2008, 12:03 AM

I thought I was doing good, but had to say "o shit, i did that" to a few!

fredrick · 01-28-2008, 03:46 AM

Hahahahaha This is very funny I am going to send it to my female friends.

Ross86 · 01-28-2008, 04:48 AM

We do this already. It's what gets us in trouble.........

MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening

hrdgain81 · 01-28-2008, 05:48 AM

Funny stuff, however these three are a bit distrubing

Quote:

SE#X 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SE#X 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
SE#X 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex

1. No I really cant, unless of course I worked legs that night, and then sleep is not a problem.
2. Take a shower? thats a single man's solution, I'm sure we can be more creative.
3. Never had a problem staying awake after, unless of course I lifted legs that day, and then all bets are off.

_Wolf_ · 01-28-2008, 06:37 AM

^^^ i hear you on that, matt....post leg days anything and everything can happen so no bets on whatsoever!

01-27-2008, 11:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
IronKitten Rank: Bantamweight Experience: 10+ Years Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 618 Gender:	Becoming A Man This is in pure humor, guys. Laugh at it, take it lightly, and if you have any female friends, please forward it to them. I'm sure they'd get a good laugh out of it BECOMING A MAN - TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree. (Male Arts) Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101: Combating Stupidity MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers Spring Schedule: MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse when you’re Wrong MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SE#X 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It SE#X 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower SE#X 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective) (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver MEN 213: Honestly, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important Spring Schedule: MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II Course Electives: EAT 102: Cooking with Spices EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear” ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

01-27-2008, 11:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
HIThopper Rank: Bantamweight Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 642 Country: Gender:	And The womens course is also available First Year Woman 101 -Nagging 101 THAT IS ALL!!!!!
	HIThopper's Sig:There are no shortcuts. The fact that a shortcut is important to you means that you are a pussy. Let me be clear here: if you'd rather take steroids than do your squats heavy and drink enough milk, then you are a Fucking Pussy. I have no time or patience for Fucking Pussies. Please tell everyone you know that I said this.- Mark Rippetoe

01-28-2008, 12:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
TALO Rank: Lightweight Experience: 10+ Years Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,796 Country: Gender:	I thought I was doing good, but had to say "o shit, i did that" to a few!
	TALO's Sig:"But when do you actually grow? Well, we don't grow in the gym. In the gym, we destroy. We tear down the body. We only grow when we are recovering. That's right, I said recovery. I see it all the time--people beating themselves up in the gym and not seeing results. They don't understand that hitting the weights hard is only a small part of growing or even cutting down. I could train the same all year round and get big or get ripped just by eating different and taking different supplements"

01-28-2008, 03:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
fredrick Rank: New Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 19	Hahahahaha This is very funny I am going to send it to my female friends.
	fredrick's Sig:Keep your body strong and healthy with exercise and the right nutritional supplements

01-28-2008, 06:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
_Wolf_ Rank: Light Heavyweight Experience: 3-5 Years Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Trinity University, San Antonio, Texas Posts: 3,504 Gender:	^^^ i hear you on that, matt....post leg days anything and everything can happen so no bets on whatsoever!
	_Wolf_'s Sig:Training Log APT Pro Wrist Straps

01-27-2008, 11:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
IronKitten Rank: Bantamweight Experience: 10+ Years Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 618 Gender:	We're taught that in early childhood

01-28-2008, 04:48 AM	#8 (permalink)
Ross86 Rank: Lightweight Experience: > 1 Year Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,720 Country: Gender:	We do this already. It's what gets us in trouble......... MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening

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