|05-18-2006, 01:23 AM||#1|
| Darkhorse |
Rank: Light Heavyweight
Experience: 7-10 Years
When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper
thing to do is to find out who the father is and
see why he is not providing support.
The following are all replies that Dallas women
have written on Child Support Agency forms in the
section for listing father's details. Or putting
it another way... Who's yo Daddy! These are genuine
excerpts from the forms.
Be sure to check out number 11. It takes the prize and
#3 is runner up.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as
to the identity of the father of child B, but I
believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
my child as I was being sick out of a window when
taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with
a list of names of men that I think were at
the party if this helps.
3. I do no t know the name of the father of my
little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600
Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man
I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so
good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down
the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made
by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this
area and see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
confirming that my son's conception was
immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as
he informs me that to do so would blow his cover
and that would have cataclysmic implications
for the economy. I am torn between doing right by
you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all
blacks look the same to me.
8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do
catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my
AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the
same time.... well I don't have a clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing
that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did
a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather
than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine
might have remained unfertilized
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't
be sure which one made you fart.
Yep, you guessed it right. You are all paying taxes to
support these single Mothers.