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Forgot Wifes Birthday
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His wife told him
"Tomorrow there'd better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
|WantingMuscle7 ||02-13-2006 05:54 PM |
Dude, That's hilarious. If i did that for my girlfriend she probably wouldn't talk to me for days and think shes fat for months.
|Eddie0206 ||02-13-2006 06:27 PM |
Oh man that is good, it could do a number on a womans self-esteem
|ChinPieceDave667 ||02-13-2006 08:20 PM |
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