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Old 02-21-2006, 09:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default How a plan becomes policy

In the beginning, there was the plan.

And then came the assumptions.

And the assumptions were without form.

And the plan was completely without substance.

The employees told their supervisors: "It's a
crock of shit and it stinks!"

The supervisors then told the department
heads: "It's a pail of dung, and none may
abide by the odor."

The department heads then told the managers:
"It's a container of excrement, and it is very
strong such that none may smell it."

The managers then told the director: "It is a
vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its
strength."

The director then told the VP: "It contains that
which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

The VP told the Executive-VP: "It promotes
growth, and it is very powerful."

The Executive-VP told the President: "It is very
strong and will promote growth and efficiency of
the system."

And the President reviewed the plan, and said:
"This is good."

And the plan became policy.

And this is how shit happens.

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how big would you be if ALL you did was:

Squat 400 x 20
Deadlift 500 x 5
Bench 315 x 5, or dip with 100 lbs added.
Chin with 75 lbs strapped to your waist x 5
Miltary Press 225 x 8

Pretty ****ing big is my guess. Without any "rear delt work".

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That was funny

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Probably how they make a lot of bodybuilding sups .

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