|02-21-2006, 08:26 PM||#1|
| Darkhorse |
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Experience: 7-10 Years
How a plan becomes policy
In the beginning, there was the plan.
And then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form.
And the plan was completely without substance.
The employees told their supervisors: "It's a
crock of shit and it stinks!"
The supervisors then told the department
heads: "It's a pail of dung, and none may
abide by the odor."
The department heads then told the managers:
"It's a container of excrement, and it is very
strong such that none may smell it."
The managers then told the director: "It is a
vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its
The director then told the VP: "It contains that
which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
The VP told the Executive-VP: "It promotes
growth, and it is very powerful."
The Executive-VP told the President: "It is very
strong and will promote growth and efficiency of
And the President reviewed the plan, and said:
"This is good."
And the plan became policy.
And this is how shit happens.
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