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Old 03-27-2008, 09:36 PM   #1
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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely, Bill Clinton
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Old 03-28-2008, 04:02 AM   #2
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That is some funny shit

on a side note it would be interesting......
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I'd fly
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Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
This couldnt have come from bill, he would not have made the distinction between good and ugly strippers, as we know, he is was an equal opertunity president.

I however would like to invite all of you who would like to invest in my new airline the opertunity to get in on the ground floor ... I'll have a business plan written by the end of the day

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