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hrdgain81 · 05-09-2008, 05:20 PM

This is the best "clean" joke I know, I use it whenever I have to tell a child a joke.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

elephino (hell if I know)

Ross86 · 05-09-2008, 05:26 PM

Haha that is a good one. I'm glad I found this thread. I'm surprised no one else dug it up sooner.

hrdgain81 · 05-09-2008, 05:27 PM

I'm glad you did too, been at work over 12hrs, needed a good laugh.

Pitysister · 05-09-2008, 05:29 PM

and ross is always yelling at people for digging up old threads........................................... .

Ross86 · 05-09-2008, 05:36 PM

Only this once. I felt like a jackass after I did it too.

But good humor is timeless...it's a different story.

Joker13 · 05-09-2008, 07:20 PM

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.

Short line. Just one lady in front of me. An Asian lady who was trying to exchange Yen for Dollars and she was a little irritated .

She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat Dolla fo Yen. Today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too".

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8 years old. Hateful little jerk Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, AKC German Shepherd
Father, Super Dog.able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also one gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 - Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

Joker13 · 05-09-2008, 07:21 PM

There is a married couple who for all their married years have done it with the lights off. The woman,who thinks this is a ridiculous tradition wants to mix it up,suggests doing it with the lights on.
So the couple is in the middle of a wild,passionate,screaming love session,
when the woman happens to look down and sees her husband holding
a massive vibrator.She is outraged."so all this years you've been lieing to me?How are you going to explain this."
Her husband looks her in the eyes and calmly says
"I'll explain if you explain the kids

05-09-2008, 05:20 PM	#71 (permalink)
hrdgain81 Rank: Light Heavyweight Experience: 5-7 Years Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,320	This is the best "clean" joke I know, I use it whenever I have to tell a child a joke. what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? elephino (hell if I know)
	hrdgain81's Sig:"Your arms too short to box with god, I don't kill soloists, only kill squads" -Nas APT ProWristStraps www.TheLocalSpots.com Built for young professionals on a budget. AIM: TLSCEOMI

05-09-2008, 05:26 PM	#72 (permalink)
Ross86 Rank: Lightweight Experience: > 1 Year Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,273 Country: Gender:	Haha that is a good one. I'm glad I found this thread. I'm surprised no one else dug it up sooner.
	Ross86's Sig:"Excuses are the building blocks to a monument of nothingness" "Your best day isn't the day you go in and perform at your peak, setting personal bests, and running through obstacles like they aren't even there. Your best day is when you feel like shit, you have no motivation, and all you want to do is stay in bed ... but you don't; you get your ass up, and you take care of business. THAT'S YOUR BEST DAY." - A very wise man Stone Black

05-09-2008, 05:27 PM	#73 (permalink)
hrdgain81 Rank: Light Heavyweight Experience: 5-7 Years Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,320	I'm glad you did too, been at work over 12hrs, needed a good laugh.
	hrdgain81's Sig:"Your arms too short to box with god, I don't kill soloists, only kill squads" -Nas APT ProWristStraps www.TheLocalSpots.com Built for young professionals on a budget. AIM: TLSCEOMI

05-09-2008, 05:29 PM	#74 (permalink)
Pitysister Rank: Lightweight Experience: > 1 Year Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Midwest Posts: 1,171 Country: Gender:	and ross is always yelling at people for digging up old threads........................................... .
	Pitysister's Sig:Born the travesty of man Regular pulse midst pandemonium You're plucked to the mass Parched with thirst for the wicked

05-09-2008, 05:36 PM	#75 (permalink)
Ross86 Rank: Lightweight Experience: > 1 Year Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,273 Country: Gender:	Only this once. I felt like a jackass after I did it too. But good humor is timeless...it's a different story.
	Ross86's Sig:"Excuses are the building blocks to a monument of nothingness" "Your best day isn't the day you go in and perform at your peak, setting personal bests, and running through obstacles like they aren't even there. Your best day is when you feel like shit, you have no motivation, and all you want to do is stay in bed ... but you don't; you get your ass up, and you take care of business. THAT'S YOUR BEST DAY." - A very wise man Stone Black

05-09-2008, 07:20 PM	#76 (permalink)
Joker13 Rank: Bantamweight Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Somewhere in the USA Posts: 722 Country: Gender:	I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one lady in front of me. An Asian lady who was trying to exchange Yen for Dollars and she was a little irritated . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat Dolla fo Yen. Today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations". The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too". Classified Ads FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little jerk Bites! FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother, AKC German Shepherd Father, Super Dog.able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also one gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK $300 - Hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. And the best one: FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
	Joker13's Sig:S.F.W's Joker Style Not Based on D.C. Exercise Directory http://www.exrx.net/Lists/Directory.html

05-09-2008, 07:21 PM	#77 (permalink)
Joker13 Rank: Bantamweight Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Somewhere in the USA Posts: 722 Country: Gender:	There is a married couple who for all their married years have done it with the lights off. The woman,who thinks this is a ridiculous tradition wants to mix it up,suggests doing it with the lights on. So the couple is in the middle of a wild,passionate,screaming love session, when the woman happens to look down and sees her husband holding a massive vibrator.She is outraged."so all this years you've been lieing to me?How are you going to explain this." Her husband looks her in the eyes and calmly says "I'll explain if you explain the kids
	Joker13's Sig:S.F.W's Joker Style Not Based on D.C. Exercise Directory http://www.exrx.net/Lists/Directory.html

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