My Drinking Experience last friday
 

So last friday my buddy was home from school so we decided to go out drinking. I got a hold of a buddy from highschool and he said he was going to the bar with some people from highschool, so we decided to go just to see some old faces. Well my buddy and I got to the bar at 10 and he was DD so he couldn't chug too much beer, so I made up for him. Midnight rolls around and I'm tanked and some people from highschool (which I hadn't seen in 4 years or so) came up to me and started saying how big I got and kept asking me what steroids I was on....fuckin flattering. So we drank alot more, and the bar closed at 1am (cuz its gay) so we went to the sportsbar around the corner (and I rode over on the hood of my buddies car, goodthing he swerved to miss the fuckin raccoon in the middle of the road) and when we got to the sportsbar it was full of people from my old highschool. Now most of the people in this bar had never said a single word to me and I hadnt said shit to them....but EVERYONE in the bar made some comment about how much muscle I'd put on or how jacked I got...again, fuckin flattering, I may have been blushing even. NOW comes the good part of the story, I spy out of the corner of my eye, my old highschool bullies (all 8 of them, hey I was 130lbs, I was the easiest targets for the testicleless wonders). I quickly turned away, cuz I got flashbacks of highschool and didnt want them to spot me, they all got up and walked over to me, so I got a little scared....but then I remembered that I'm ten times bigger and they're the same as they were 5 years ago. So the one asshole calls me pencildick or whatever he called me in highschool, I ignored him and he grabs my shoulder to turn me and get my attention. I put down the 4 beers I had in my hands and took my sweatshirt off and their jaws dropped (one of the best feelings ever) and I told him in a calm voice "If you ever touch me again, I'm going to pick you up like this (at this point I faced him and grabbed his shirt with both hands and picked him up off his feet) and throw you through a fucking plate glass window"....so I think he pissed himself a bit and now everyone that ever made fun of me or picked on me is scared shitless and as a result, they tried to apologize my giving me free beer for the rest of the night.

So basically, I'm alot bigger than I was in highschool and the bigger you are the less shit you have to take :spam:

Feels good doesnt it. The hard work is paying off.

I love the steroid comments, that always makes you feel like million bucks.

and you handled those kids perfectly.:greenchainsaw:

That is awesome! I totaly feel you on this as I was also picked on alot in HS. Any girls after that start talking to you?

ROTFLMFAO thats awsome Kane, congratulations funny stuff. Keep up the good work

haha oh man, inspiring to say the least.

awesome....

Anuj

Nothing better than putting people like that in their place, fucking classic. :madfawk:

I think we all hear the steroids comment from people outside the gym who never really work out. Most people will make the comment as a friendly joke while the others will use it to put down your accomplishments...basically when I hear it I contribute it to jealousy. Sounds egotistical but in alot of cases its true.

ALL the girls that would never give me the time of day in HS were all over me. I was nice to them and jokingly brought up the fact that they never talked to me in HS. Felt damn good!

I can't get enough of the steroids comments...its just an extra tribute to my hard work and sometimes I'll even ramble off half a dozen names jokingly "you know, lil winni, d-bol, some andro every now and then, SD on weekends, this and that" LOL. Fuckin love it hahaha

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Such a good moral to the story. The bigger you get the less people will f*ck with you. Haha i love it. If i was really smashed and that happened to me i woulda prolly started swinging even if the guy could kick my ass lol.