After reading Wolf's "Can you pecker touch your ass" joke (which was hilarious), I remembered this joke that I know.
The pirate crew of the Scalawags is sailing along one day, and from the crow's nest, Larry calls out, "1 enemy pirate ship ahead!" The captain of the Scalawags says, "Bring me my red jacket!!"
The Scalawags fight the enemy crew, and win.
Later, Larry calls again, "5 pirate ships ahead!!" Again, the captain says, "Bring me my red jacket!"
The Scalawags are again victorious.
A crew member asks the Cap. why he always calls for his red jacket. The captain says it's so if he gets shot, the blood will not be seen by other members, since the jacket is red. This will keep morale up.
Suddenly, Larry calls out, "30 pirate ships ahead!!!!!!" The captain says, "Bring me my brown pants...."
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