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Old 01-20-2007, 03:30 PM   #1
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Default Stupid Ca. Laws still on the books

Here are just a few, click on your state I'm sure you have some to

http://www.dumblaws.com/index.php

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.


Bathhouses are against the law.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life".

Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.

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Old 01-20-2007, 03:43 PM   #2
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LOL, cool find, Joker.

In my city you are no allowed to curse inside city limits (shit, I'm a career criminal). You are also not allowed to take a lion to the movies.

C'mon. Some of these must not be real!

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If you act sanctimonious I will just list out your logical fallacies until you get pissed off and spew blasphemous remarks.
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Shit , Can't do anything.....What with all the rules is this COMMUNISM or something....? haha
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I know, I mean, WTF am I supposed to leave my lion at home when I go to the movies? He'll destroy the place! I am allowed to spit on the highway though.
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Old 01-21-2007, 09:47 AM   #5
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Heres a good one:
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One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Strict, but fair.
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Here's some from Canada.

Citizens may not publicly remove bandages

It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

The city is classified as a no-pee zone.

It's illegal to climb trees. (shit, how many kids should be in jail ? )

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"It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public."



This one from Virginia made me fall out of my seat:

There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.
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"It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public."

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Yes Females only please
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Lol.
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