Stupid Ca. Laws still on the books - Bodybuilding Discussion on Bodybuilding.net Open Conversation

Joker13 · 01-20-2007, 02:30 PM

Here are just a few, click on your state I'm sure you have some to

http://www.dumblaws.com/index.php

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

Bathhouses are against the law.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life".

Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.

Eric3237 · 01-20-2007, 02:43 PM

LOL, cool find, Joker.

In my city you are no allowed to curse inside city limits (shit, I'm a career criminal). You are also not allowed to take a lion to the movies.

C'mon. Some of these must not be real!

TALO · 01-20-2007, 02:49 PM

Shit , Can't do anything.....What with all the rules is this COMMUNISM or something....? haha

Eric3237 · 01-20-2007, 02:53 PM

I know, I mean, WTF am I supposed to leave my lion at home when I go to the movies? He'll destroy the place! I am allowed to spit on the highway though.

Sleazy · 01-21-2007, 08:47 AM

Heres a good one:

Quote:

One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.

Strict, but fair.

_Wolf_ · 01-21-2007, 08:59 AM

TALO · 01-21-2007, 10:04 AM

Here's some from Canada.

Citizens may not publicly remove bandages

It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

The city is classified as a no-pee zone.

It's illegal to climb trees. (shit, how many kids should be in jail ? )

Eric3237 · 01-21-2007, 02:58 PM

"It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public."

This one from Virginia made me fall out of my seat:

There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.

Joker13 · 01-21-2007, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric3237

"It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public."

.

Yes Females only please

Eric3237 · 01-21-2007, 03:30 PM

01-20-2007, 02:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Joker13 Rank: Bantamweight Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Somewhere in the USA Posts: 842 Country: Gender:	Stupid Ca. Laws still on the books Here are just a few, click on your state I'm sure you have some to http://www.dumblaws.com/index.php Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Bathhouses are against the law. It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. Women may not drive in a house coat. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life". Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
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01-20-2007, 02:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
Eric3237 Moderator Rank: Heavyweight Experience: 7-10 Years Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 5,487 Country: Gender:	LOL, cool find, Joker. In my city you are no allowed to curse inside city limits (shit, I'm a career criminal). You are also not allowed to take a lion to the movies. C'mon. Some of these must not be real!
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01-20-2007, 02:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
TALO Rank: Lightweight Experience: 5-7 Years Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Alberta , Canada Posts: 1,951 Country: Gender:	Shit , Can't do anything.....What with all the rules is this COMMUNISM or something....? haha
	TALO's Sig:"But when do you actually grow? Well, we don't grow in the gym. In the gym, we destroy. We tear down the body. We only grow when we are recovering. That's right, I said recovery. I see it all the time--people beating themselves up in the gym and not seeing results. They don't understand that hitting the weights hard is only a small part of growing or even cutting down. I could train the same all year round and get big or get ripped just by eating different and taking different supplements"

01-20-2007, 02:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Eric3237 Moderator Rank: Heavyweight Experience: 7-10 Years Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 5,487 Country: Gender:	I know, I mean, WTF am I supposed to leave my lion at home when I go to the movies? He'll destroy the place! I am allowed to spit on the highway though.
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01-21-2007, 08:59 AM	#6 (permalink)
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01-21-2007, 10:04 AM	#7 (permalink)
TALO Rank: Lightweight Experience: 5-7 Years Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Alberta , Canada Posts: 1,951 Country: Gender:	Here's some from Canada. Citizens may not publicly remove bandages It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town. The city is classified as a no-pee zone. It's illegal to climb trees. (shit, how many kids should be in jail ? )
	TALO's Sig:"But when do you actually grow? Well, we don't grow in the gym. In the gym, we destroy. We tear down the body. We only grow when we are recovering. That's right, I said recovery. I see it all the time--people beating themselves up in the gym and not seeing results. They don't understand that hitting the weights hard is only a small part of growing or even cutting down. I could train the same all year round and get big or get ripped just by eating different and taking different supplements"

01-21-2007, 02:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
Eric3237 Moderator Rank: Heavyweight Experience: 7-10 Years Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 5,487 Country: Gender:	"It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public." This one from Virginia made me fall out of my seat: There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.
	Eric3237's Sig:Anybody can talk a lot. Smart people listen... -Son's first grade teacher

01-21-2007, 03:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
Eric3237 Moderator Rank: Heavyweight Experience: 7-10 Years Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 5,487 Country: Gender:	Lol.
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