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Old 05-24-2008, 02:00 PM   #531 (permalink)
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i hate it when a fat girl wants to grab my bi-ceps
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Old 05-25-2008, 04:16 PM   #532 (permalink)
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Be glad she's not grabbing something else......

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Old 05-25-2008, 07:16 PM   #533 (permalink)
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That shit happened to me last night. I had one all over me at the bar...she sat on my lap and wrapped her arms around me because my buddy told her to. Then he called my cell phone (it was in my pocket and had kind of crept up between her legs), which was on vibrate, just for fun. She LOVED that. He nearly pissed his pants for laughing so hard. I had to get up and leave because I couldn't think of a good way to get out of that situation. Friends are great...even when they act like jackasses.

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Old 05-26-2008, 03:11 PM   #534 (permalink)
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I don't know what to say........

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Old 05-27-2008, 09:37 AM   #535 (permalink)
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hahaha thats funny as hell ross ... just remember, fat chicks need lovin too (just not from me ahhaha).

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hahaha thats funny as hell ross ... just remember, fat chicks need lovin too (just not from me ahhaha).
If you go by net weight, it's really like being with two women at the same time! And who's not up for that???

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Old 05-27-2008, 11:12 AM   #537 (permalink)
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Bad visual

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^^ my buddy always says "dude, two 5's make a 10" hahaha, I guess you could say, one 240lb chick makes two 120lb ones hahaha. oh so mean, but so funny.

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Old 05-27-2008, 01:30 PM   #540 (permalink)
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man yall tripping fat chics give some of the best head

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