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source: times of india

The Top 10

Signs that show your children may be on steroids

1.) last year she was the Prom Queen. This year, Prom King

2.) His adrenal glands are the size of billiard balls

3.) Instead of girls, he's constantly on the phone with Balco Founder Victor Conte

4.) He goes outside to ride his bike - five minutes later he calls from another city

5.) for christmas, he's giving everyone diamonds he made by squeezing lumps of coal

6.) during game of "got your nose", tore Uncle Paul's face right off his head

7.) his life long dream is to run for Govenor of Calfiornia

8.) Drinks his milk and then eats the glass

9.) Explanation for his suddenly enhanced strength: "Uh...i'm Spider-Man?"

10.) His science fair project demonstrates ways to get around urine tests

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