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Old 12-14-2005, 10:23 AM   #1
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University scientists released the results of a recent analysis


That revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take
A concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by
drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men
were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then
observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary

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Are you friggin' serious?
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Otflmfao :d

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My wife, god bless her, laughed harder than I did when I read her this.

Except for the driving part!
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Old 12-14-2005, 07:48 PM   #5
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Being a University Student, I've probably participated in a test like that without even knowing it. (No wonder the campus bar had $1 pints that one night)
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