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| Rank: Light Heavyweight Experience: 3-5 Years | Two women are new arrivals at the Pearly Gates and are comparing stories on how they died: 1st woman: "I froze to death." 2nd woman: "How horrible." 1st woman: "It wasn't so bad after I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?" 2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV." 1st woman: "So what happened?" 2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. " 1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive." |
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