You know you're a bodybuilder when....
 

-You have stashes of protein powder where ever you may be at (home, work, car, even a friends house!)

-You eat more in one day than some people do in a week.

-EVERYONE calls you when they are moving.

-You sleep more than an elderly person.

-Your friends tell you that you "Live off of powder"

-You hear Monster, you don't think of the energy drink, but a fellow member!

Keep this going, guys.

You see a small car in a parking lot and wonder if you can deadlift it

^^ Thats more like "you know your a powerlifter when ...

here is one for the bodybuilders

You find your self admiring other mens "genetics" and "symmetry"

heheh j/k

How's this HG? :D

You know you're a bodybuilder when you see a small car in a parking lot and wonder why you can't deadlift it.

^^^ LOL...

You know you're a bodybuilder when you go for a business interview and are preoccupied with measuring how much protein you are getting.

Well done Kane hahahah.

Anuj, havent seen you around in a while ... or perhaps it is I who has been absent. hope all is well.

Nobody other than pity visits my journal off late...and I havent really been on a posting streak off late either. But I have been around...

I just got back from Bombay to Houston. I fly to San Antonio to attend Fall Semester at Trinity tomorrow....

Other than that all is good. Et toi?

Excuse me? :D

hahahahahha

j/k

i have been around and i visit bb.net atleast 5 times a day...i dunno why matt thinks i am dropping by after a long time...maybe i need to visit less and post more??

:biglaugh:

^^I visit too, I just don't post much :D

i just fulfill anuj's needs more than you eric ;)

When you just ate more then your friends put together and your not full...

When a shirt that did fit a month ago don't today...

When your grocery receipt combined a month is more then your gas...(bad ass v8)

Oh, yeah, Pain, that one about eating more than your friends is SO true!! I'm the one that's always like, "You gonna eat that?":biglaugh:

I went to this place called "The Melting Pot" for me and my girls 1 year anniversary I spent $120 just in one sitting. Its a place where you cook your own meals like a fondue its a 5 course meal. Anyways I was okay, more of an entertainment. so we were on our way back to town for some dessert and half way there I got HUNGRY AGAIN!!! I go uhh I could of boughten groceries for a week for myself (of course in my head) but it was a fun night..

Check it out http://www.meltingpot.com/

they have a bunch in DC. Chicks love to go there. I love the chocolate dip... man I'm hungry again... :biglaugh:

Yep, been there. It's a definitely a chick place, lol. Not exactly what I would call a meal.

you know your a bodybuilder when you go to the gym and just about every person you see do an exercise. you want to correct their form

Yeah, that too! Or, when you see all the beginners doing nothing but curls and skull-crushers, you want to tell them not to waste their time!

I've heard of The Money Pot, I mean The Melting Pot. It's a nice place, but I'd never mention it to her!

Or, when you start assigning values to items based on PP prices.
Ex. "Man, a meal for two at The Melting Pot costs 4 5-lb tubs of protein!!"

You tend to run instead of sprint, jog instead of run, speed walk instead of jog, walk instead of speed walk, sit instead of walk, lay down instead of sit, nap instead of lay down and sleep instead of nap just to give yourself more rest and recuperation time to grow.

You endorse supplements that you wouldn't even use yourself.

:biglaugh:

So true, Triggey, that's why I stick to Super-Mega-Ultra Whey, ONLY $45/Lb!!

We sell that at GNC. :D

And that's why I'm their official spokesperson! (with the help of computer graphics)

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Sorry, guys missed this one earlier - you're friendly neighborhood moderator.

^^^^ :gay:

CEO interrupted this thread with that?!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

u know u r a lifter when u r always pickin those damn calluses off your hands

Or, when you don't have to wear work gloves for rough work, since your hands ARE soo callused!

I get yelled at all the time by my woman when I do that. I just laugh.

Me too!!! I bite mine and my gf gets so annoyed with me...and then when I tear mine off doing deadlifts she first babies me and then as soon as they heal I get yelled at!

:D

I've never had a callus tear off. What can it be compared to?

You know you're a bodybuilder when you can clear the gym with a protein fart!!!

just pealing tough dead skin.

Ahh, yes, the protein fart. I've had that twice while at concerts. It's weird. I may be allergic to musicians, or something.

When you drive faster than the speed limit to get home, and get more sleep!

...when you realize that not going to the gym every day is a good thing.

Has anyone said that yet?

Nope. That's a true realization!

You know you're a bodybuilder when you drink the tuna water.
Ugh...

...And you begin to like it!!!

When you cook food as little as possible, to preserve all of the aminos, vitamins, and/or minerals.