NO-Xplode
 

Just started taking this yesterday since I am looking for the perfect creatine to help me out on my workout energy levels during my CKD. Got some awesome pumps on it before my carbup day so it seems to be working alright, but it also recommends taking twice the amount before a workout than other brands so I don't know if thats the cause. The Orange ICE doesn't really taste that well though, should have gotten the fruit punch.

Anyone else had good results with NO-Xplode? So far I am liking it more than SWOLE.

I tried No-xplode once before. The taste was OK but something about it didn't make me feel too well. Either I was pushing it too hard in the weight room or the stuff was making my heart raise too much. I eventually had to take half the dose even though they recommended taking double. Also, the container doesn't last that long. I did like the pumps I got from it though. They were insane.

I know that slayer of souls used it before and he loved it. I have never taken any No2 product, I just think they are worthless, I will stick with creatinybaby :D

go with the fruit punch...i like the tast of it and also the product

yeah, I will stick to creatine too.

Well, no products make you feel huge in the gym and for an hour afterwards, but after that you fall back into reality and deflate :D

speak for yourself, I alsways feel huge in the gym and after. :p

Actually I'm tipping the scales at almost 250! So yup I feel huge before and after, I wake up huge and go to sleep huge :p I was talking about alot of tiny people who take noxplode and think it's magic :eek:

The bad thing about this stuff is that it goes so fast, I will probally go back to micronized creatine or try some xpand as its so cheap at BN right now.

I think noxplode isn't practical. First yes the cost, but what if you go to the gym at nights? You wouldn't go to bed for like 3 hours aafter at least.

How many pounds? I've heard alot of weightlifters who psychologically feel small because of a diet.

I wouldn't try to try NOX at night either.

Taurus, have you posted a pic yet? You should let us see how small you are at 245.

I'm hoping to post a pic as well at 245 later in the day. You guys will like the pose...It's with a tape measure of my bicep. ;)

you might wanna check out P/12 from www.proteinfactory.com

i havne't tried some of the most recent creatine products available, but that one was hands down, far and above any other creatine product i'd tried. the recommended dose is only 1g/day and its $11 for 100g so its hella cheap. thats like $4/month for creatine (at recommneded dose). even if it doens't work well for you its a pretty small investment.

it will take some pretty damn good reviews for me to stray to another creatine product. i'm not trying to hype it up, but it works very well for me. hopefully if any of you guys try it, you will be equally impressed

Just do ur ole lady 4 or 5 times after workout, you will fall asleep eventually. :D

I was looking at that. I'm prolly going to get it as well. They also have that bovine plasma that looks very interesting tambien.

U r starting to be a mexican 311, I see. :D Como Estas??

Nah, six years of espanol in school. Where I was from in MA, spanish is a second language.

I took spanish in high school for one year, but hated it. The first class that I went to, I was placed wrong in college level spanish, and hell I didnt even know the letters or numbers, so the teacher asked me something in spanish and I answered saying, Mucho Grande Nachos!! That was all the spanish I knew. The teacher kicked me out of class, I went straight to the principal and told him, I am placed in the wrong class by mistake and I need a schedule change, since i was a principal's honor student, he already knew me, I never had to take a look at that ugly beeotch one more time.

It's always easiest to learn as young as possible. The most spanish I retained was in the 7th and 8th grades. Say, wasn't this topic No-Xplode? :D

lmfao thats a great story! :D

Me and u did our fair share in hijacking this thread, 311. :D

Well in all fairness to us, there is only so much bad things to say about NO2 products in a thread. We kept this thread from dying. :p

Every time we post something off topic, it bumps this thread up to the top. Who else agrees with me, NO2 sucks ass?? It just gave companies like MuscleTech another chance to scam poor souls, who believe any shit a supplement company says.

Agreed. Newbies see Jay Cutler on a four page spread with some slump-tech in his hands and they think that's the reason he's so big. :D

Come on guys, give peace (and NO2 products) a chance...
 

1. I've used a few NO2 products, specifically 4EverFit's "AKG2", and "Detonator".

2. AKG2 is in the form of capsules. The compound that causes the diolation is called "arginine alpha-ketoglutarate". The capsules have no taste. You take 4 at a time, on empty stomach. They really, really lowered my blood pressure. Actually, too much. I became very vascular (which I am not by nature), and I was happy with that. I also noticed some increase in my pump, which was a bonus (although it was not nearly what the ad's claimed it would be). Basically though, I only purchased the NO2 product in order to increase my vascularity, and any thing else was a bonus to me. I experienced some problems with the AKG2 tablets, they made my chest feel, deep and breathing difficult for short momments. I also had trouble doing cardio while I was taking them, I always felt sluggish and starving, but my lifts went up a little bit. It is noteworthy that I have constantly monitored my blood pressure while taking these NO2 products, and I would highly recommend you doing the same. Case in point, on the AKG2 product, I noticed that my blood pressure began to get dangerously low about 1 hour after digestion, so I backed off from 4 capsules twice daily, to 2 capsules 4 times daily. This worked.

3. Detonator is a powder form, and it tastes like Yak p*ss. (it's really awful) It's a 3 to 1 ratio formula of Nitrous Malate to AAKG and Nitrous Malate to OAKG. So because there are different types of vasodilators, and this product puts together 3 of the best, so that if you do not react to one all that great, you get hit by the others. I have not experienced any of the unpleasant effects of the AKG2 product. The pumps have been slightly better. I have not found myself fatigued on Detonator. I have found myself slightly more hungry, but not as much as with the AKG2.

4. Something that may be of interest to some of you, I was forwarned that NO2 products can produce....ummm....increased blood flow to certain other area's of the body, and I can speak from first hand experience (no pun intended) that I've been getting 2 hour erections since I started taking the product. Not just once a day, but randomly as well as on call. The wife is liking it, so even if I decide to stop taking the NO2, I'll probably end up finding it mixed in with my food anyway. :D

Hey!!!
 

Taurus - Don't do that man. I'm very susceptible to erhhhmmm...problems right now, and I'm at friggin work! No talking about Gina Lee Nolin while I'm under the influence of these products!

I didn't notice any increased "blood flow" from no-xplode, but I have serious problems when I'm on yohimbrine hcl. Seriously I have to be careful when wearing shorts downtown in case some young vixen is walking in front of me. I've even had to sit down and clear my mind a few times :cool:

Thanks!
 

Thanks dude!

All better now. I was getting concerned. Actually, my office has 5 very attractive females between 21 and 25 years old, so...I just stay pu :D t at my desk.

You don't think Rosie's hot?? :eek:

I dunno guys....
 

It would have to be one hell of a team for me to be willing to take one that big. I dunno...

I would however be willing to try to convert Ellen's new girlfriend, that chick from Arrested Development, can't remember her name.

I can't say that I find Rosie attractive. I still have nightmares from that terrible S&M movie she did with Dan Akroyd, where she has a scene with leather chaps and accessories...or was that a dream I had. Oy! :eek:

Traitor!
 

You mean you didn't vote for Don Cherry???

Commie b@st@rd!

If you were going to vote for a Canadian, just coz he makes people laugh, are you sure Akroyd was the best choice? What movie of his made you laugh the most? Spies Like Us? Dr Detroit? That one with the haunted house? My Girl? Also, hasn't it been about 30 years since Akroyd has even brought his @ss over the border?

I personally did not vote, because I took a look at some of the enteries, and I felt the whole thing was far too low brow. We had a local radio personality get entered. What a joke!

It'd be alot more fun if you went to the chat rooms to talk about Dan Hemroid