Lol good shit 0311.
My favorites:
5. [*#$&*#!] stained underwear is the mark of a great workout.
26. Blowing ass on your way to finishing a lift is known as doing whatever it takes to get the weight up.
30. The dips bars are there to help you get your suit on.
I have never tried on a suit, but I can just picture a huge guy actually doing #30. On the other hand #26 I know of from experience.