That is high-larious . All three of them.

I met Chuck Norris once, a long time ago, when I was a kid. He was at an open Martial Arts tournament in Natchez, Mississippi (not competing, of course).

I was amazed at how short the guy really is. Funny when you see him in Return of the Dragon towering over Bruce Lee. Chuck was very friendly and soft spoken.

The only thing worse than the acting in "Walker" is Chuck Norris singing in the intro.

Mr T... A buddy of mine and I are always going around saying "That's jibba jabba" everytime someone opens there mouth. Drives our wives crazy.