Who the hell is John Basdow? Is he the Bowflex guy? If that's who you guys are shitting me about, youbetcha, I'd love to look like that guy. Then I can hit the pool with my sexy 50-year-old Bowflex grandma.
My wife's also a reporter and she spends her money on our horses and I spend it on my bodybuilding. We have no kids so that helps a lot. I also train housewifes in the morning before work so that pays some of my supplement bills.