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Old 05-09-2006, 12:28 PM
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Default Useless Comedy

This one will get you thinking..

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over
a year and so we decided to get married. There was one
thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger
sister. My future sister-in-law was twenty-two and
wore very tight miniskirts, and was generally braless.
She would regularly bend when she was near me, and I
always got more than a pleasant view of her private
parts. It had to be deliberate. One day her little
sister called and asked me to come over and check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and
she whispered to me that she wanted to make love just
once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.

She said, "I am going to my bedroom and if you want
one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
and threw them to me.

I stood there for a moment then turned and made a
beeline to my car.
I opened the door and low and behold, my entire
future family was standing outside, all clapping.

With tears in his eyes my future father-in-law
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you
have passed our little test.

we could not ask for a better man for our daughter.

Welcome to the family!"

Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in the
car!
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