hey, I have spent damn near the last decade in either infantry or field artillery. Remember, when you grunts kick down the door, i'm right behind you yanking and identifying the perps who keep planting IEDs on the roadside, so no slack, you! *wags a finger*

besides, you were a DAMN LIFEGUARD!

one of the dudes in my unit over in Korea ended up doing the lifeguard thing. He was a lifeguard almost his entire tour...damn lucky bastid!