Let me give you a play by play of me reading this little masterpiece
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A cat is like a dog, but gay
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I had to pause from drinking my beer because I was afraid of it shooting out my nose
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rest assured, YOU ARE A GAYLORD
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I pissed myself a little...but,
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A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases
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Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko
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Beer came out my nose
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If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there, too.
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I started laughing out loud and remembered how much my ex-gf loved NutraSweet
The El-Dicko line was by far the funniest...I'm going to use that line in the office tomorrow at the watercooler!