Bro, looking for a magic pill?
No disrepect but you definitly need to do some or more researching.......

"roids and the shit that comes with it"

What shit are you referring to?

"I would love to add lean muscle and burn fat (which I understand roids to be just the perfect thing for)"

Which you dont understand....

Bro, the best thing for you is to stick to what Scorcher said.