Message left on Jessica Simpson's answering machine...

Nick: Hey, Jessica, it's Nick. You know, Nick Lachey, your ex-husband. Well anyway, I was calling to give you some really good news. You know how last year, your boyfriend fumbled that field-goal attempt and cost the Cowboys a chance at the Super Bowl. What a dork! Well, I know he's 12-2 and all, but I won the Battle of Choirs last night. I wanna see Romo do that. Super Bowl, Smooper Bowl.

Besides, I was in a boy-band and he can't even come up with an original name for himself. I know it's his last name and all but Bill Romanowski was Romo first.

Please call me soon. Please.

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He's 6-5, with the afro 6-9. 4 Million dollars a year sure..but he's worth every penny. PsychJES, he defines grace under pressure.