The wife bought me a bottle of Allure Sport for Christmas.

Suprisingly, she also bought me a bottle of KISS. You know, the bottle with Gene Simmons' make-up pattern on the cap.
When I opened it, I expected the smell of stale whiskey and cheap whores. Instead, it smells really good.

When people ask me what I'm wearing, I always ask them if they like it before I tell them it's KISS. It keeps them honest.

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He's 6-5, with the afro 6-9. 4 Million dollars a year sure..but he's worth every penny. PsychJES, he defines grace under pressure.