Originally Posted by Kane

I think that if this disgrace of a holiday is to continue it needs rules...

My rule is this:

The female shall present their gift to the male recipient no less than 10 business days before Valentine's day, so that said male be able to adequately gauge the financial/emotional worth of said gift. Upon appraisal the male shall reimburse the female, via gift of equal or lesser value. As an alternative, said male may buy a gift of greater value in lieu of an obligatory 'profession of love' within attached Valentine's day card.