Why do sorority girls have TGIF on their shirts?
Tits go in front.

Why do sorority girls wear hoop earring's?
They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
-Introduces herself.
-Walks home.

What is the difference between a sorority girl and a 747?
Not everyone has been in a 747

What is the difference between butter and a sorority girl?
Butter is difficult to spread.

What does a sorority girl say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

What do you call a sorority girl with a dollar on the top of her head?
All you can eat, under a buck.

What do you call two nuns and a sorority girl?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

What do sorority girls say after sex?
Thanks Guys.

What is the connection between a sorority girl and a halogen headlamp?
They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

What do a moped and a fat chick have in common?
They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

What's the quickest way to get into a sorority girls pants?
Pick them up off the floor

What did the sorority girl say when asked if she'd ever been picked
up by 'the fuzz'?
No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'

What did the sorority girl's right leg say to the left leg.
Nothing - they've never met.

What's a sorority girl's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme.

Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
'Cause everybody gets a turn.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for sorority girls?
Because at 69 they blow a rod...

Why is a sorority girl like an old washing machine?
They both drip when they're fucked.

A sorority girl was telling a priest a Pollock joke, when halfway
through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?" "Oh,
I'm sorry," the sorority girl apologizes, "do you want me to start
over and talk slower?"

Why are only 2% of sorority girls touch-typists?
The rest are hunt'n peckers.

What's the mating call of the sorority girl?
"I'm *sooo* drunk!"

What is the mating call of the ugly sorority girl?
(Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

What's the difference between a sorority girl and an ironing board?
It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and sorority girls have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

How do you tell when a sorority girl reaches orgasm?
-She drops her nail-file!
-Who cares?
-She says, "Next".
-The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
-He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
-I mean, who really cares?
-The batteries have run out.

How does a sorority girl like her eggs?
Unfertilized.

What is the best sorority girl secretary in the world to have?
One that never misses a period.

How is a sorority girl like a frying pan?
You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

How does a sorority girl interpret 6.9?
A 69 interrupted by a period.

Why does a sorority girl have fur on the hem of her dress?
To keep her ankles warm.

What do you call a sorority girl with a runny nose?
Full.

Why don't sorority girls talk when having sex?
-Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.
-Their mothers told them not with their mouths full.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a guy?
The sorority girl has the higher sperm count.

What is the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.

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