Well, since I'm between whole inches on my waist size right now, I did 1/2" higher and 1/2" lower to see the difference.

1/2" high, I'm an avocado. 1/2" low, I'm a pear.

Makes no freaking sense to me. Especially since being an 'avocado' means I have excess fat around my waist. BUT I have abs in full view right now.

These things are good for a laugh