A guy, new in town walks into the local tavern. On the bar is a pickle jar full of 5's. He asks the bartender, "Hey, are those your tips? If so, I want a job here!"
The bartender says: "No. I have a horse out back. You put 5 bucks in the jar and if you can make him laugh, you can have the whole thing."
The new guy says, "Good enough." he puts a fin in the jar and goes out back. In a minute the horse is laughing like anything. The guy comes out, grabs the money and says, "Thank you very much."
A month later the guy goes back tot he bar. This time there are two jars filled with tens. he says to the bartender: "What's this for? Do I have to make him laugh again?"
"No," say the barkeep, "you have to make him cry."
"good enough our patron says. He goes in the back, and a minute later the horse is bawling his eyes out. The guy comes back, grabs the cash and is about to leave.
The bartender says, "Whoa buddy. You gotta tell me how you did that! That first contest was going on for months and no one was able to make that horse crack a smile. Then after you did it there must have been a hundred people go back there and not even a misty eye. Pelase tell me your secret."
"Okay," the guy says. "The first time I went back there and told him my cock was bigger than his." pause. "The second time I showed him."
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