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I would pick a booger, right in front of him, then stick it on the clips. I'm sure he'd go away then.
Just be sure to remove the booger and wipe down the equipment... out of consideration for others.
Besides... I hear boogers are a good source of protein. Waste not want not...
Yeah... I'm a sick fuck.
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-My Personal Mission Statement
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