so yesterday I'm in the bank, and this old guy in a white coat is filling out a deposit slip. I look over and he has a name tag that says doctor tweller, and he seems to be having a hard time filling out the form.

so I lean over, and he is trying to write with a thermometor. So, as tactfully as possible, I say to him quietly, doc, thats a thermometor, not a pen. he looks puzzled for a second, smiles and says "god dammit, then some asshole has my good pen"

__________________
I don't do this for my family, my friends, women, accolades, pride, or ego. I do it for me and no one else, its just part of who I am.