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Old 07-01-2005, 10:29 AM
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A tour bus driver is driving a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on the shoulder again and hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times. After the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth - they are not able to chew them.

"Then why do you buy them?" he asks puzzled. The old lady answers,
"We just love the chocolate around them.".............
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