Hi guys,
I just want to say that I would like to be made board moderator, with admin prvillages over Sleazy. In return, I promise to bring 9,786,501,001 new members as of 9pm today. They will all contribute the most useful up to date information. I would also like to have access to all of your personal bank accounts and your women. You will also all have to obey every command I make. In return for your complete and utter devotion, I promise to not abuse my new "God powers".
p.s. - I do not believe in posting often, and the total posts of my new 9,786,501,001 members will probably be in the single digits every month.
Thank-you,
Looking forward to your future submissiveness,
Raven