(some of mine are the same as other peoples, so bare with the repetition)

1. Guys that don't wipe up their sweat off of equipment.

2. Guys that tell me that I must try their routine or some new workout, because they just know that it will work for me.

3. Guys that do 20 sets (not including 10 warm up sets) until failure with tiny weights, and pose in the mirror after ever set. These guys are usually about 120 lbs, and travel in groups of 2, with another ChaChi that is encouraging them the whole time "one more man! one more rep! you can squeeze out one more!". Note: I compare these guys to the old ladies that play Nickel slot machines at my local casino. They make a lot of noise on the machines, take up space for hours and hours, but the pay out is always going to be next to nil.

4. Gyms that aren't 24 hours or close to it.

5. This one dude in my gym that comes in first thing in the morning. Hangs out for about 2 or 3 hours talking to everyone. Goes home. Comes back a couple of hours later and hangs out again until dinner time. He repeats this until about 1am. I've been going to the same gym for almost 2 years and I've seen the guy work out one time. He did a quick couple of sets of bench press. Turned out he's very strong and he's a pretty big guy. He's gotta be juicing it big time! Someone told me once that those 2 hours or so that he's gone a couple of times a day are spent at another local gym, where he just walks around talking to power lifters!!!

6. Guys that walk in to the sauna room buck naked. Particularly when I am alone in there. Wait.....this happens to other people right?????!!!??? :eek:

7. Guys that ask me (usually rooks) if I'm done with a machine yet....after my first set!

8. Hot women that have the nerve to come to my gym -they always dress really provocatively and always seem to be doing some form of "bent over row"- that give you dirty looks when you hover over them or start masterbating while they work out. Probably lesbians.

9. Hot men that have the nerve to come to my gym - they always dress really provocatively and always seem to be.........wait.......ummm...I meant Brittany Spears music. :o

10. When they suspend me from the gym because I've passed out trying to go too heavy on squats, deadlifts, leg press or cardio. Haven't they ever heard of "go heavy or go home"??? Geez. For the record, I've only been suspended for fainting twice. Unfortunately they both happened in the same month and they threatened to ban me permanently if I wasn't more careful!