My apologies, but even so, if you mess around with routines and rest periods that your body responds to, you'll end up seeing results that you're happy with without doping up your body or dishing out hundreds of dollars. It took me 3 1/2 years to find the perfect mix of training/recover/diet and I can consistently gain 5-15% weight in a 5 week period on almost every exercise I do. For example, I was benching 275x5 first week of December and I finished at 315x5 first week of January. Squats and deads were roughly the same percent gains.