You might think that Bacon Brownies sound gross. But they're awesome! And healthy too! Here's the recipe:

4 quarts flour
1 cup lard
2 cups lard
1 pig
13 ounces of muscle milk
1 packet of protein powder
1 X-tra large chocolate bar
3 hours of fun!

Step 1: Kill the pig. Do it softly, as not to draw attention to yourself or the pig. Hint: Strike the pig on the back of it's neck. This will prevent excess squealing.

Step 2: Gut the pig! This can be a boring step, but you can make it fun by playing little games. For example: "How many nerve endings can I count", or "How much liver is too much liver?"

Step 3: After you've gutted the pig, snack on the intestines. You deserve it. That was a hard work out.

Step 4: Throw the ingredients in the oven. No need to mix them before hand, or put them in a bowl. Just throw them in!

Step 5: Once it's done, after 10 minutes, pour the mix in the carcass of the pig.

Step 6: Enjoy!

Serves 9-20 people. Great for kids and the elderly.