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lol, i'd rather throw out the whites from 1/2 of 'em... personally i'd rather just eat fewer eggs and eat the whole egg vs throwing out the most nutritious part. |
I always eat the whole egg and I'm good for at least 24 a week. And I always add cheese.
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a bit off subject do your farts smell bad after eating eggs.
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No it smells like a freshly opened package of Irish Spring:P
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no really i get it bad after eating eggs is this normal and how the fuck do you explain it to your girl friend?
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Well, my old policy on that was to wait until I was banging them before I start letting them rip without remorse. I used to prefer staying single anyways. If I did and she would complain (99% of women think it's funny regardless) I would revert back to:
"Hump her then Dump her." Honestly, women are twice as bad as men are! |
woot woot, hump her n dump her.. dont forget, ind. Everyone has certain foods they do not do well with. Myself, If I eat too much dextrose, my stomach gets pissed, So I dont take it anymore. Also, beans in large quantites, like 4 servings of a baked bean prod. Tho, heinz bbq ones dond do it. My friends hate me some weekends because Ill workout hard on friday, have a shake, and depending on whats in it, my night goes accordingly. I have to step out occasionaly. It honestly stunk up the place for a while. If you come in from outside, Its nasty, but we get used to it.
My bro used to date this crazy chick, she used to love to fart on him. We always say the chair is squeeky, or just yell f you to whoever smells it first.. |
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