MARYLAND RESIDENT WANTS TO BE ILLEGAL ALIEN
July 7, 2006
The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes,
As a native Marylander and excellent customer
of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to
ask for your assistance.
I have contacted the Immigration and
Naturalization Service in an effort to determine
the process for becoming an illegal alien and
they referred me to you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status from
U.S.Citizen to illegal alien stem from the bill
which was recently passed by the Senate and for
which you voted. If my understanding of this
bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal
alien who has been in the United States for five
years, what I need to do to become a citizen is
to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three
of the last five years.
I know a good deal when I see one and I am
anxious to get the process started before
everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of
us who have been here legally have had to pay
taxes every year so I'm excited about the
prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return
for paying a $2,000 fine.
Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal
retroactively? This would yield an excellent
result for me and my family because we paid heavy
taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would
be that my daughter would receive preferential
treatment relative to her law school applications.
If you would provide me with an outline of the
process to become illegal (retroactively if
{possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I
would be most appreciative. Thank you for your
assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
Pete McGlaughlin
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