My jokes are always good just not well understood :D

Dione Warwick's a crazy bitch. I try not to pay attention to her :biglaugh:

Maybe I should have said Burt Bacharach and Stevie Wonder. I could also say Elton John and Rod Steward but you might say they are crazy too.

As in: 'that's what friends are for"....:biglaugh:

I like all those other guys :biglaugh:

With Dione, I just think of the psychic friends network.

mmmmm....downtown train.

Talk about missing the whole point though....you are in a difficult mood, IK :biglaugh:

just kiddin

I am, I know.

Been a crazy day so far. My brain is shot already.

And I am blonde, ya know :biglaugh:



(it's so nice to be able to blame things on that :D)

I hate exes. They're a waste of my good oxygen.

... and they are a waste of carbon. I would get much better use of exes if they were pencils or toilet paper.

Toilet paper would be fitting for this ex.

He's such a fucktard. :lame: