The Hatin Thread

[Pitysister]

Originally Posted by IronKitten

I hate stinky, hairy balls

i will agree with that..i hate it when mine are hairy and stinky :(

[MONSTAFACE]

i use the fruity smelling hair shampoo down there ...................chics dig it. i hate shaving. i did ti twice my whole life and i dont think i ever will again

[Ross86]

I hate it when I try to do flat DB press and some asshole that's 7' tall bends over and sticks his ass right over my chest when I've already leaned back and I'm getting ready to press nearly my body weight in dumbbells. Happened today...and I almost hammered his nuts with an 80lb dumbbell. Instead I yelled "HEY!" and he turned his head and just looked at me...at which point I threw the DB on his side towards his feet (which were almost under my bench). He jumped out of the way and then looked at me like I was a total asshole for bothering him when he was lining up his dumbbells to do shrugs.

[Kane]

Originally Posted by Ross86

I hate it when I try to do flat DB press and some asshole that's 7' tall bends over and sticks his ass right over my chest when I've already leaned back and I'm getting ready to press nearly my body weight in dumbbells. Happened today...and I almost hammered his nuts with an 80lb dumbbell. Instead I yelled "HEY!" and he turned his head and just looked at me...at which point I threw the DB on his side towards his feet (which were almost under my bench). He jumped out of the way and then looked at me like I was a total asshole for bothering him when he was lining up his dumbbells to do shrugs.

That kinda happened to me once too! Except the guy kept brushin against my dumbbell, I was nice and polite the first time he did it but not the second. Lucky for you, you have some patience I threw my dumbells off my chest and into the mirrored wall in front of me. Thank god it was only a quarter of the wall height.

[Ross86]

I hope when I move from here in December I'll be able to find a gym with serious people. It's nice working out on campus...I mean I love watching girls do A2G squats with short shorts on between my sets...or watching the girl with DD size fun bags bouncing up and down on the treadmill beside me when I'm doing some HIIT in the cardio room. But lifting to music you can't dance to with a bunch of respectful, stinking meat heads is a lot sexier in my book...and more enjoyable.

[Pitysister]

Originally Posted by Ross86

I mean I love watching girls do A2G squats with short shorts on between my sets...or watching the girl with DD size fun bags bouncing up and down on the treadmill beside me when I'm doing some HIIT in the cardio room.

ever pop wood at inopportune times?

[Ross86]

Originally Posted by Pitysister

ever pop wood at inopportune times?

I plead the 5th.

[Kane]

Originally Posted by Pitysister

ever pop wood at inopportune times?

Only half wood. Muscles take up too much blood when they're pumped and there isn't enough 'on reserve'

[widdoes2504]

Originally Posted by Ross86

I hate it when I try to do flat DB press and some asshole that's 7' tall bends over and sticks his ass right over my chest when I've already leaned back and I'm getting ready to press nearly my body weight in dumbbells. Happened today...and I almost hammered his nuts with an 80lb dumbbell. Instead I yelled "HEY!" and he turned his head and just looked at me...at which point I threw the DB on his side towards his feet (which were almost under my bench). He jumped out of the way and then looked at me like I was a total asshole for bothering him when he was lining up his dumbbells to do shrugs.

I think this is where homicidal rage begins

[J-Rock]

Originally Posted by Ross86

I hate it when I try to do flat DB press and some asshole that's 7' tall bends over and sticks his ass right over my chest when I've already leaned back and I'm getting ready to press nearly my body weight in dumbbells. Happened today...and I almost hammered his nuts with an 80lb dumbbell. Instead I yelled "HEY!" and he turned his head and just looked at me...at which point I threw the DB on his side towards his feet (which were almost under my bench). He jumped out of the way and then looked at me like I was a total asshole for bothering him when he was lining up his dumbbells to do shrugs.

And you missed his feet because??????