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Kane 04-07-2008 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Ross86 (Post 53641)
I hate it when I try to do flat DB press and some asshole that's 7' tall bends over and sticks his ass right over my chest when I've already leaned back and I'm getting ready to press nearly my body weight in dumbbells. Happened today...and I almost hammered his nuts with an 80lb dumbbell. Instead I yelled "HEY!" and he turned his head and just looked at me...at which point I threw the DB on his side towards his feet (which were almost under my bench). He jumped out of the way and then looked at me like I was a total asshole for bothering him when he was lining up his dumbbells to do shrugs.

:madfawk:
That kinda happened to me once too! Except the guy kept brushin against my dumbbell, I was nice and polite the first time he did it but not the second. Lucky for you, you have some patience :D I threw my dumbells off my chest and into the mirrored wall in front of me. Thank god it was only a quarter of the wall height.

Ross86 04-07-2008 05:09 PM
I hope when I move from here in December I'll be able to find a gym with serious people. It's nice working out on campus...I mean I love watching girls do A2G squats with short shorts on between my sets...or watching the girl with DD size fun bags bouncing up and down on the treadmill beside me when I'm doing some HIIT in the cardio room. But lifting to music you can't dance to with a bunch of respectful, stinking meat heads is a lot sexier in my book...and more enjoyable.

Pitysister 04-07-2008 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Ross86 (Post 53656)
I mean I love watching girls do A2G squats with short shorts on between my sets...or watching the girl with DD size fun bags bouncing up and down on the treadmill beside me when I'm doing some HIIT in the cardio room.

ever pop wood at inopportune times? :)

Ross86 04-07-2008 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Pitysister (Post 53658)
ever pop wood at inopportune times? :)
I plead the 5th.

Kane 04-07-2008 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Pitysister (Post 53658)
ever pop wood at inopportune times? :)
Only half wood. Muscles take up too much blood when they're pumped and there isn't enough 'on reserve' :biglaugh:

Ross86 04-07-2008 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Kane (Post 53665)
Only half wood. Muscles take up too much blood when they're pumped and there isn't enough 'on reserve' :biglaugh:
Robin Williams said that God gave men two heads, but only enough to blood to use one at a time. I don't think he ever considered this.^^ When I'm lifting, I don't have enough blood to use either head...I'm stupid when I'm in the gym. And flaccid.

widdoes2504 04-08-2008 03:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Ross86 (Post 53641)
I hate it when I try to do flat DB press and some asshole that's 7' tall bends over and sticks his ass right over my chest when I've already leaned back and I'm getting ready to press nearly my body weight in dumbbells. Happened today...and I almost hammered his nuts with an 80lb dumbbell. Instead I yelled "HEY!" and he turned his head and just looked at me...at which point I threw the DB on his side towards his feet (which were almost under my bench). He jumped out of the way and then looked at me like I was a total asshole for bothering him when he was lining up his dumbbells to do shrugs.

:madfawk:
I think this is where homicidal rage begins :ARChainGun:

J-Rock 04-08-2008 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Ross86 (Post 53641)
I hate it when I try to do flat DB press and some asshole that's 7' tall bends over and sticks his ass right over my chest when I've already leaned back and I'm getting ready to press nearly my body weight in dumbbells. Happened today...and I almost hammered his nuts with an 80lb dumbbell. Instead I yelled "HEY!" and he turned his head and just looked at me...at which point I threw the DB on his side towards his feet (which were almost under my bench). He jumped out of the way and then looked at me like I was a total asshole for bothering him when he was lining up his dumbbells to do shrugs.

:madfawk:
And you missed his feet because??????

Ross86 04-08-2008 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by J-Rock (Post 53708)
And you missed his feet because??????
I can't think of a good excuse off the top of my head. Today was much better. Went in an hour earlier and the gym was practically deserted. :weights:

MONSTAFACE 04-08-2008 08:40 PM
i hate freeloaders. i dont mind helping people out and giving stuff to people, but what the fuck. some people are just flat out FUCKING FREELOADERS!!!!!!!


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