hey everyone, yesterday was my 18th birthday. problem is i don't have the money for a gun and i don't smoke. what else can i do today that i couldn't do on Saturday?
Or you can go to one of those gay-ass nightclubs that advertise "18 to party, 21 to drink".... nevermind.... fuck that...
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Every day God gives me, is an opportunity to take another step closer to my spriritual, personal and professional goals. I will use today so that tomorrow... next week... next year, I may look back and be proud of the choices I made, the people I've touched and the goals I've accomplished.
get a Tattoo of a you as soldier with a gun, in a porno scene with a hot chick ringing a salvation army bell, with a greenpeace flag in the background.
Oh, yeah... you're also now old enough to go to federal prison.
sorry, id rather go to prison then join the military, something about getting shot at just freaks me out. i was thinking about a tattoo, maybe a celtic cross with celtic knots on it, idk yet.
If you were here you could go to any bar and get smashed. You could vote and you could ride any size motorbike. Happy birthday by the way....
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At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your sole.
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