I've never had a callus tear off. What can it be compared to?

You know you're a bodybuilder when you can clear the gym with a protein fart!!!

just pealing tough dead skin.

Ahh, yes, the protein fart. I've had that twice while at concerts. It's weird. I may be allergic to musicians, or something.

When you drive faster than the speed limit to get home, and get more sleep!

...when you realize that not going to the gym every day is a good thing.

Has anyone said that yet?

Nope. That's a true realization!

You know you're a bodybuilder when you drink the tuna water.
Ugh...

...And you begin to like it!!!

When you cook food as little as possible, to preserve all of the aminos, vitamins, and/or minerals.