One of my favorite one's is when guy's talk about sacrifices. There are sacrifices and SACRIFICES. So they say, the hell with money, I work to pay the bills so I can lift. But of course those "bills" include, of course, internet access so you can write you essays on how fucking awesome you are, cell phone charges so you can call your friends and tell them too, digital cable so you can rewind live tv...oh yeah, and lots of gas for your pickup truck that you never haul things in cuz you don't want to scratch the bed liner.