I am giving you a hard time because you came into this forum with what seemed like the intention of "showing us up".
Did you actually read my first post to the OP. Because you coming in and "laughing out loud" like it's all so stupid is going to cause me to run you through the ringer until you get mad and go away.
Other than that, most of the things you say are so vague they may as well be Hebrew. And that's as uncivil as I will get.