Where's your sense of humor? The last picture was of Peter Steele's date for the Senior Prom...Inside joke.
Just having some fun since I doubt anything will come from your request.
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Not that it's a bad idea, just that I think it's most likely not possible. This is a bodybuilding board. Other than bodybuilding topics, there is an off topic section that you can open a thread with.