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Darkhorse · 11-16-2005, 02:10 PM

Here's the top facts of Chuck Norris. Funny as hell...

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

Vin Diesel....

http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty

And finally Mr. T....

http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty

verbatimreturned · 11-16-2005, 03:25 PM

lmfao love the chuck norris one

Sleazy · 11-17-2005, 09:59 AM

Quote:

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Got to love Chuck Norris. One of the funniest things ever is when Conan O' Brien shows random clips of Texas Ranger since NBC bought the rights to it. That has to be the worst acting ever :eek:

Eric3237 · 11-17-2005, 10:36 AM

That is high-larious

. All three of them.

I met Chuck Norris once, a long time ago, when I was a kid. He was at an open Martial Arts tournament in Natchez, Mississippi (not competing, of course).

I was amazed at how short the guy really is. Funny when you see him in Return of the Dragon towering over Bruce Lee. Chuck was very friendly and soft spoken.

The only thing worse than the acting in "Walker" is Chuck Norris singing in the intro.

Mr T... A buddy of mine and I are always going around saying "That's jibba jabba" everytime someone opens there mouth. Drives our wives crazy.

hrdgain81 · 11-17-2005, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

hahaha great post

Darkhorse · 11-17-2005, 02:36 PM

My favorite is Chuck Norris doesn't sleep....He waits!

Eddie0206 · 11-20-2005, 03:47 PM

Chuck Norris was hilarious, I am still cracking up, my favorite one is the roundhouse kick to the devil

WantingMuscle7 · 11-20-2005, 07:07 PM

I think my fav is the transformer chuck norris. I think cause I used to watch it when I was younger lol.

BG5150 · 11-22-2005, 08:45 PM

I really don't understand the Vin Diesel one...it's like he's the badddest mother fucker ever. C'mon!

And if you think that Chuck Norris can't act, just put on "XXX"...Diesel may be worse than keanu Reeves...

Dr X · 11-23-2005, 12:24 PM

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

Now thats funny.

11-16-2005, 02:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Darkhorse Moderator Rank: Light Heavyweight Experience: 7-10 Years Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: CA Posts: 4,006 Country: Gender:	Top Facts Here's the top facts of Chuck Norris. Funny as hell... http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty Vin Diesel.... http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty And finally Mr. T.... http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty
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11-16-2005, 03:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
verbatimreturned Rank: Lightweight Experience: 2-3 Years Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: new york Posts: 1,376 Country: Gender:	lmfao love the chuck norris one
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11-17-2005, 02:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
Darkhorse Moderator Rank: Light Heavyweight Experience: 7-10 Years Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: CA Posts: 4,006 Country: Gender:	My favorite is Chuck Norris doesn't sleep....He waits!
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11-22-2005, 08:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
BG5150 Rank: Bantamweight Join Date: May 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 856 Country: Gender:	I really don't understand the Vin Diesel one...it's like he's the badddest mother fucker ever. C'mon! And if you think that Chuck Norris can't act, just put on "XXX"...Diesel may be worse than keanu Reeves...
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11-23-2005, 12:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
Dr X Rank: Lightweight Experience: 10+ Years Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: in the deep recesses of your mind Posts: 1,043 Country: Gender:	Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". Now thats funny.
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11-17-2005, 10:36 AM	#4 (permalink)
Eric3237 Moderator Rank: Heavyweight Experience: 7-10 Years Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 5,443 Country: Gender:	That is high-larious . All three of them. I met Chuck Norris once, a long time ago, when I was a kid. He was at an open Martial Arts tournament in Natchez, Mississippi (not competing, of course). I was amazed at how short the guy really is. Funny when you see him in Return of the Dragon towering over Bruce Lee. Chuck was very friendly and soft spoken. The only thing worse than the acting in "Walker" is Chuck Norris singing in the intro. Mr T... A buddy of mine and I are always going around saying "That's jibba jabba" everytime someone opens there mouth. Drives our wives crazy.

11-20-2005, 03:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
Eddie0206 Rank: Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Duluth, Minnesota Posts: 258 Country: Gender:	Chuck Norris was hilarious, I am still cracking up, my favorite one is the roundhouse kick to the devil

11-20-2005, 07:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
WantingMuscle7 Rank: Bantamweight Experience: 1-2 Years Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: PA Posts: 687 Country:	I think my fav is the transformer chuck norris. I think cause I used to watch it when I was younger lol.

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