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Old 11-16-2005, 03:10 PM
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Here's the top facts of Chuck Norris. Funny as hell...

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Vin Diesel....

http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty


And finally Mr. T....

http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty
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Old 11-16-2005, 04:25 PM
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lmfao love the chuck norris one
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Got to love Chuck Norris. One of the funniest things ever is when Conan O' Brien shows random clips of Texas Ranger since NBC bought the rights to it. That has to be the worst acting ever :eek:
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Old 11-17-2005, 11:36 AM
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That is high-larious . All three of them.

I met Chuck Norris once, a long time ago, when I was a kid. He was at an open Martial Arts tournament in Natchez, Mississippi (not competing, of course).

I was amazed at how short the guy really is. Funny when you see him in Return of the Dragon towering over Bruce Lee. Chuck was very friendly and soft spoken.

The only thing worse than the acting in "Walker" is Chuck Norris singing in the intro.

Mr T... A buddy of mine and I are always going around saying "That's jibba jabba" everytime someone opens there mouth. Drives our wives crazy.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

hahaha great post
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My favorite is Chuck Norris doesn't sleep....He waits!
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Chuck Norris was hilarious, I am still cracking up, my favorite one is the roundhouse kick to the devil
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I think my fav is the transformer chuck norris. I think cause I used to watch it when I was younger lol.
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I really don't understand the Vin Diesel one...it's like he's the badddest mother fucker ever. C'mon!

And if you think that Chuck Norris can't act, just put on "XXX"...Diesel may be worse than keanu Reeves...
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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

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