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Old 01-27-2008, 11:20 PM
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This is in pure humor, guys. Laugh at it, take it lightly, and if you have any female friends, please forward it to them. I'm sure they'd get a good laugh out of it


BECOMING A MAN
- TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in:
Becoming a Real Man. Thatís right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree. (Male Arts)

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesnít End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: Whatís Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse when youíre Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SE#X 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SE#X 102: Morning Dilemma: If Itís Awake, Take a Shower
SE#X 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective) (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honestly, You Donít Look Like Brad Pitt
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II

Course Electives:
EAT 102: Cooking with Spices
EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say ďYes, DearĒ
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her
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Old 01-27-2008, 11:32 PM
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And The womens course is also available

First Year

Woman 101 -Nagging 101

THAT IS ALL!!!!!
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Old 01-27-2008, 11:40 PM
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We're taught that in early childhood

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MEN 213: Honestly, You Donít Look Like Brad Pitt
DAMMIT. women should really just let us keep thinking we do.
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Old 01-28-2008, 12:02 AM
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DAMMIT. women should really just let us keep thinking we do.


Yeah right.

And you tell every chick they look like Angelina? Suuuuuuure.
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Old 01-28-2008, 12:03 AM
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I thought I was doing good, but had to say "o shit, i did that" to a few!
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:46 AM
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Hahahahaha This is very funny I am going to send it to my female friends.
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Old 01-28-2008, 04:48 AM
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We do this already. It's what gets us in trouble.........


MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
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Funny stuff, however these three are a bit distrubing

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SE#X 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SE#X 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
SE#X 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
1. No I really cant, unless of course I worked legs that night, and then sleep is not a problem.
2. Take a shower? thats a single man's solution, I'm sure we can be more creative.
3. Never had a problem staying awake after, unless of course I lifted legs that day, and then all bets are off.
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:37 AM
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^^^ i hear you on that, matt....post leg days anything and everything can happen so no bets on whatsoever!
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