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Old 10-22-2008, 07:38 PM
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Question Can your pecker touch your ass?

CAN YOUR PECKER TOUCH YOUR ASS

A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch
together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler

The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?'

Grandpa replies: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
The little boy answered : 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker'.

Gramps says: 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'.

A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
The little boy asks: 'Can I have a cigar Grandpa?'

Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
Once again the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'.

Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'.
A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and
some cookies.

Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie ?'

The boy ask, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'

Gramps replies, 'Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass'.

The little boy replies, 'Then go fuck yourself'. Grandma made these
for me'.

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Old 10-23-2008, 03:49 AM
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Old 10-23-2008, 08:41 AM
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Hahahaha!! That gave me a good midday laugh! The rest of the day may very well be good. Thanks, Wolf!
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